KID’S
ADMINISSION INTERVIEW
U.K.G mein pravesh paane ke lie bachche ko school mein khareeda gaya tha. saakshaatkaar ke lie kyonki us school mein pravesh lena
bahut kathin tha. maata-pita vaastav mein chintit the.
maata-pita aur bachche ne principle office mein
pravesh kiya. maata-pita sophe par ek taraph baithe the aur bachcha principal
ke saamane baitha tha.
principal ne bachche ko question puchna suru
kiya…
principle: aapaka naam kya hai?
bachcha: mujhe bahut see baaten pata hain. aap
kya chaahate hain mujhe bataen…!
"kaash, admission na lene ka isase behatar
koee matalab nahin hota", usane apanee maan ko apane baare mein socha.
jaisa ki usakee maan sthiti banaane kee koshish kar rahee thee lekin principal
ne use rok diya.
bachche kee or mudate hue usane kaha: kisee bhee
kavita ya kahani ko bataen jo aap jaanate hain.
bachcha: phir se, aapako kaun sa chaahie ..
kavita ya story ..?
bachcha: kya aap sunana chaahate hain ki mainne
kya padha ya mainne kya likha ..?
aashcharyachakit ho gaya .. usane poochha: oh!
aap kahaaniyaan likhate hain…?
bachche ne javaab diya: mujhe kyon nahin likhana
chaahie.
bachche ne uttar diya: ek din raavan ne sita ka
apaharan kar liya aur use srilanka le gaya.
shuruaatee drshy prabhaavit karane mein viphal
raha, lekin phir bhee usane bachche ko jaaree rakhane ke lie protsaahit kiya.
bachcha: rama ne sita ko bachaane ke lie hanumaan se madad maangee. hanumaan bhee raam kee madad karane ko taiyaar ho gae.
prinsipal: phir?
bachcha: ab, hanumaan ne apane dost spider man ko
bulaya
kahaanee mein is twist kee kisee ko ummeed nahin
thee !!
bachcha: kyonki bhaarat aur srilanka ke beech
bahut saare pahaad hain .. lekin agar hamaare paas spider man hai to ham
usakee rassee(rope) ke saath aasaanee se ja sakate hain ..
principal ne savaal kiya: lekin hanumaan yah
nahin kar sakate hain kya ..?
bachcha: haan. lekin usake ek haath par
sanjeevanee parvat hai isalie vah bahut tej nahin ud sakata hai!
har koee hairaan tha aur chup ho gaya.
kuchh samay baad..
bachche ne poochha: mujhe jaaree rakhana chaahie
ya nahin?
principal ne javaab diya: theek hai, krpaya
jaaree rakhen!
principal: kyon?
bachcha: achchha .. jab aapakee madad kee jae to
aapako dhanyavaad kahana chaahie !
principal: kya ..? kya hanumaan sita ko le ja
sakate hain?
bachcha: haan. lekin usake ek haath mein
sanjeevanee parvat hai aur doosare par makadee (spider) ka jaala hai.
bachcha jaaree raha: isalie jab ve sabhee india jaane lage to ve mere dost akshay se mile ..!
principal ne savaal kiya: ab akshay vahaan kaise
aae?
bachcha: kyonki isakee kahaanee maine likha hai toh main vahaan kisiko bhee la sakata hoon!
bachcha jaaree raha: phir sabhee bhaarat ke lie
ravaana ho gae aur banglore majestic bas stop par utar gae.
principal ne poochha: ve majestic bas stop par kyon
utare hain?
bachcha: kyonki ve raasta bhool gae .. aur hulk ko ek vichaar aaya aur usane dora ko bulaaya ..! dora aaya aur vah sita ko
malleshvaram 5 veen kros par le gaya ... vah sab!
usane muskuraahat ke saath kahaanee khatm kee ..
bachcha: kyonki sita vahaan rahatee hai aur main
seeta hoon .. !!
principal ne prabhaavit hokar bachche ko gale
laga liya. use U.K.G mein bhartee karaaya gaya hai aur dora gudiya ke saath
bhent kee gaee thee.
moral:
bachche vaastav mein vismit ho sakate hain, lekin
hum unake pankhon (rachanaatmakata) ko un cheejon se karane kee ummeed karate
hain, jaisa ki ham ise sahee tareeke se dekhate hain aur unake drshtikon se
nahin. aaie pratyek bachche ko apanee baat karane aur apane sapanon ko poora
karane kee svatantrata den.
So funny
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