Tuesday, April 7, 2020

KID’S ADMINISSION INTERVIEW



KID’S ADMINISSION INTERVIEW






U.K.G mein pravesh paane ke lie bachche ko school mein khareeda gaya tha. saakshaatkaar ke lie kyonki us school mein pravesh lena bahut kathin tha. maata-pita vaastav mein chintit the.

maata-pita aur bachche ne principle office mein pravesh kiya. maata-pita sophe par ek taraph baithe the aur bachcha principal ke saamane baitha tha.

principal ne bachche ko question puchna suru kiya…
principle: aapaka naam kya hai?
mahabharat-hulk-spider manbachcha: sita
 principle: achchha hai. mujhe kuchh batao jo tum jaanate ho.
bachcha: mujhe bahut see baaten pata hain. aap kya chaahate hain mujhe bataen…!
mahabharat-hulk-spider man
"kaash, admission na lene ka isase behatar koee matalab nahin hota", usane apanee maan ko apane baare mein socha. jaisa ki usakee maan sthiti banaane kee koshish kar rahee thee lekin principal ne use rok diya.

bachche kee or mudate hue usane kaha: kisee bhee kavita ya kahani ko bataen jo aap jaanate hain.
bachcha: phir se, aapako kaun sa chaahie .. kavita ya story ..?
 principal: theek hai. plz mujhe ek kahaanee batao ..
bachcha: kya aap sunana chaahate hain ki mainne kya padha ya mainne kya likha ..?

aashcharyachakit ho gaya .. usane poochha: oh! aap kahaaniyaan likhate hain…?
bachche ne javaab diya: mujhe kyon nahin likhana chaahie.
 vah javaab se prabhaavit huee aur bolee: theek hai, mujhe kahaanee batao jo aapane likhee hai.
bachche ne uttar diya: ek din raavan ne sita ka apaharan kar liya aur use srilanka le gaya.

shuruaatee drshy prabhaavit karane mein viphal raha, lekin phir bhee usane bachche ko jaaree rakhane ke lie protsaahit kiya.

bachcha: rama ne sita ko bachaane ke lie hanumaan se madad maangee. hanumaan bhee raam kee madad karane ko taiyaar ho gae.

prinsipal: phir?
bachcha: ab, hanumaan ne apane dost spider man ko bulaya
mahabharat-hulk-spider man
kahaanee mein is twist kee kisee ko ummeed nahin thee !!
 principal: kyon?
bachcha: kyonki bhaarat aur srilanka ke beech bahut saare pahaad hain .. lekin agar hamaare paas spider man hai to ham usakee rassee(rope) ke saath aasaanee se ja sakate hain ..

principal ne savaal kiya: lekin hanumaan yah nahin kar sakate hain kya ..?
bachcha: haan. lekin usake ek haath par sanjeevanee parvat hai isalie vah bahut tej nahin ud sakata hai!

har koee hairaan tha aur chup ho gaya.

kuchh samay baad..

bachche ne poochha: mujhe jaaree rakhana chaahie ya nahin?
principal ne javaab diya: theek hai, krpaya jaaree rakhen!
ramayan-mahabharat bachcha jaaree raha: hanumaan aur spider-man ne srilanka ke lie udaan bharee aur sita ko bachaaya. seeta ne kaha donon ko dhanyavaad!

principal: kyon?
bachcha: achchha .. jab aapakee madad kee jae to aapako dhanyavaad kahana chaahie !

isalie sita ne hanumaan se hulk ko bulaane ka anurodh kiya ...
hulk-spider man
 sab hairaan the.
 bachche ne sabhee kee jigyaasa ko mahasoos kiya aur jaaree rakha: ab sita vahaan hai, isalie use surakshit rama  ke paas vaapas le jaane ke lie usane hulk kaha.
principal: kya ..? kya hanumaan sita ko le ja sakate hain?

ramayan-mahabharatbachcha: haan. lekin usake ek haath mein sanjeevanee parvat hai aur doosare par makadee (spider) ka jaala hai.
 koee bhee apanee muskaan ko niyantrit nahin kar saka.

bachcha jaaree raha: isalie jab ve sabhee india jaane lage to ve mere dost akshay se mile ..!
principal ne savaal kiya: ab akshay vahaan kaise aae?

bachcha: kyonki isakee kahaanee  maine likha hai toh  main vahaan kisiko bhee la sakata hoon!
 principal ko gussa nahin aaya, lekin agale mod ka intajaar kiya.

bachcha jaaree raha: phir sabhee bhaarat ke lie ravaana ho gae aur banglore majestic bas stop par utar gae.
principal ne poochha: ve majestic bas stop par kyon utare hain?

bachcha: kyonki ve raasta bhool gae .. aur hulk ko ek vichaar aaya aur usane dora ko bulaaya ..! dora aaya aur vah sita ko malleshvaram 5 veen kros par le gaya ... vah sab!

usane muskuraahat ke saath kahaanee khatm kee ..
 prinsipal ne poochha: lekin kyon malleshvaram 5 vaan paar ...?
bachcha: kyonki sita vahaan rahatee hai aur main seeta hoon .. !!

principal ne prabhaavit hokar bachche ko gale laga liya. use U.K.G mein bhartee karaaya gaya hai aur dora gudiya ke saath bhent kee gaee thee.

moral:
bachche vaastav mein vismit ho sakate hain, lekin hum unake pankhon (rachanaatmakata) ko un cheejon se karane kee ummeed karate hain, jaisa ki ham ise sahee tareeke se dekhate hain aur unake drshtikon se nahin. aaie pratyek bachche ko apanee baat karane aur apane sapanon ko poora karane kee svatantrata den.

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