FUNNY COUPLE’S STORYS

FUNNY COUPLE’S STORYS

ek baar ek dampati apanee 45 veen shaadI kee saalagirah manaane ke lie baahar gae the. ve raat ke dinner ke lie ek restaurant mein gae.

bhojan ke baad, is avasar par pati ne patni ko locket ke saath ek bahut hee sundar praacheen sone kee chin bhent kee. patni bahut khush thee aur usane locket khola.

unake saamane ek chhota sa mela laga. jode us paree ko dekhakar chakit the.

jode ko sambodhit karate hue paree ne kaha, “ek doosare ke prati aapakee itanee lambee bhakti ne mujhe is locket se mukt kar diya. ab badale mein main tum donon ko ek-ek ichchha dena. kuchh bhee chaaho tum chaaho .. !! ”

bina jyaada soche samajhe patni ne kaha, "kya main apane pati ke saath duniya bhar kee yaatra kar sakatee hoon?"

paree ne usakee chhadee ko chhod diya aur usakee ichchha pooree ho gaee. jaaduee roop se unake lie raund-da-varld toor ke lie pratham shrenee ke do ticket the. dampati yah dekhakar bahut khush hue.

ab paree ne pati kee or dekha aur kaha, "ab tumhaaree baaree hai."

pati ne kuchh second ke lie socha aur phir kaha, "mujhe maaph kar do, lekin vaastav mein duniya bhar mein us chhuttee ka aanand lene ke lie, main chhotee mahilaon ke lie taras raha hoon - isalie main chaahata hoon ki meree umr mujhase tees saal kam ho."

paree ne patnee kee or dekha aur usakee aankhon mein mud nazar ke saath, paree ne apanee chhadee laharaee aur doosare mein - pati apanee patnee se 30 saal bada ho gaya.

patnee ke lie pati ka pyaar .. !!

ek baar jab ek dampati tha, to pati bahut peete the aur ghar aane par cheejon ko gadabad karate the, jisase unakee patnee ko gussa aata tha aur ve isake baare mein bahut ladaee karate the.

ek din amit ek bade haingovar ke baad subah ghar par uthata hai. usane apanee aankhen kholane ke lie khud ko majaboor kiya aur pahalee cheez jo usane apanee aankhon ke saamane dekhee, vah thee ek gilass paani aur said tebal par usake sir dard ke lie kuchh espirin.

goliyaan lene ke baad vah apane bistar par seedhe baith jaata hai aur dekhata hai ki usake saaph aur lohe ke kapade tebal par rakhe hue the. yah dekhakar vah hairaan rah gaya.

phir se usane chaaron or dekha aur dekha ki usake aas-paas sab kuchh kram aur svachchh tha. usane dekha ki tebal par ek not tha. “hanee naashta taiyaar hai aur main kisee kaam ke lie jaldee ja raha hoon. lav yoo ”unakee patnee dvaara chhode gae not par likha gaya tha.

not padhane ke baad kitchen mein gae, jahaan unhonne dekha ki subah ka akhabaar unake naashte se alag rakha gaya tha. usane dekha ki usaka beta bhee vaheen baithakar khaana kha raha tha.

vah yah jaanane ke lie utsuk the ki kal raat kya hua tha isalie unhonne apane bete se poochha, "beta, kal raat kya hua tha?"

unake bete ne javaab diya, "pitaajee, kal raat aap subah saadhe teen baje ghar aae, aap nashe mein the aur niyantran se baahar the. aapane kuchh farneechar tode aur raaste mein khade hokar thokar bhee khaee. ”

bhramit pati ne poochha, “to, sab kuchh kram mein kyon hai? aap sab kuchh itana saaph aur vyavasthit kyon hain? ”

usake bete ne javaab diya, "oh vo .. !! jab maa aapako bedaroom mein ghaseet le gaee aur aapake kapade utaarane kee koshish kee. aapane kaha ... ledee krpaya mujhe akela chhod den, kya mainne shaadee kar lee hai !! "